cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

supportjohngreen

tfios-changed-my-life:

tfios-changed-my-life:

So I just had an idea… What if we tried to get the tag “supportjohngreen” trending on twitter??

Let’s counter all the hate he’s receiving with support!! Just create a positive tweet to John and tag it. We can do this Nerdfighters!!!

Keep going Nerdfighers and Hazelnuts!! There are lots of tweets, but it’s not trending yet! We can’t do this!!!

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
  • amporeon:

    basedmadoka:

    an erotic poem:

    leg so hot

    hot hot leg

    leg so hot u fry an eg

    image

    I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

    fuckyeahlaughters:

accurate portrayal of how i try to show my affection
    gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””