jenxlawrence:

the hunger games | catching fire 
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ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

embrace-your-inner-lunatic:

danaorherdouble:

casandkittens:

gandalfthesassy:

casandkittens:

today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it

how do you get detention in drama

long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident

how do you kick a ceiling

by accident

have you ever been in a drama class

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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dr-haunted-howse:

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we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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saddeer:

fartpiss:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

this place is called Lucky Puppy and its in Maybee Michigan and you should all go look and like their facebook page because it will 100% cheer you up forever

my dog stayed here there are tvs in the dogs’ rooms